Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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