wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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