I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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