Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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