whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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