He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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