stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm passing your future prison.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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