I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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