How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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