I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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