Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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