is this the sara with the beer cane?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
how drunk are you?
Several
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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