I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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