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  I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing

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• (845): View more from New York

  I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.

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• (916): View more from California

  Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?

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