For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
