If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So much rum. So many feels.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
