so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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