we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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