We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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