In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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