Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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