Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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