just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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