scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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