question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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