he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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