Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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