There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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