umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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