Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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