So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My life is pants optional.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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