he thought i was a dude.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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