I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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