just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I am full of burrito and curiosity
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
