I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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