If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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