Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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