ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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