she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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