i permit you to call me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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