so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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