I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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