this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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