The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Umm I'm too high to move.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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