I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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