i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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