She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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