all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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