i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
only you would photoshop your dick
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
