I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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