they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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