I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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