your room smells of hookers.
And success
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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