i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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