your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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