Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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