That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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