Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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