PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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