I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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